Friends, it is over. The era of Grant's beard has come to an end. Since April 2010 I have rocked some sort of facial hair, usually a beard but sometimes trimming down to just a goatee. But due to some work changes, I am now clean shaven. It is so humiliating.In all honestly, it will be nice because:
1) It is summer and way hot with a bunch of hair on my face.
2) I get told I look like Frodo more often when I am clean-shaven.
3) Old ladies aren't afraid I am going to rape them. (30 Rock reference)
The drawbacks are the following though:
1) I am back to looking way young. The beard made me look close to my age, now I look like a wee youngling again.
2) Going from half my face being covered with hair, to now having it all uncovered, I feel like I have a fat, morbidly obese face.
3) I feel like such a conformist. Albeit, most guys in Wisconsin have some facial hair...but I felt like a free-spirited hippie.
Friday I am planning to dye my hair black, so I will update ya'll on that and if I stop looking so ghastly at that point.
2 comments:
Clean is just as sexy for you.
Aww. I'm sorry that Hudson's took your beard away from you. But you still have Bellatrix.
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