I Am Your Disappointing Gay Best Friend

I feel that two out of three times, I end up being people's "Disappointing Gay Best Friend". I am not going to go out with you and be your gay accessory. It turns out I am not very good at mixing a perky yet bitchy attitude up. I don't particularly enjoy shopping and when I do go shopping with someone, I tend to be too nice and won't tell you how bad something looks on you. It turns out I don't want to screw my friends' boyfriends. And I only have two or three musicals in my arsenal that I actually enjoy. Sorry friends, I am your disappointing gay best friend.