Stop Trying to Make the Fedora Happen

Sorry friends. But fedoras look ridiculous on 99% of people. It tends to make people look like douchebags. And tacky. I know you saw it at Walmart and you thought you'd look super trendy, but as your gay friend, it's my job to say "Bitch, take that off." You are only allowed to wear fedoras if A) you are Justin Timberlake, B) you are over the age of 75, or C) you wanted to look like a douche, in which case, knock yourself out.

They just aren't acceptable. Sorry 'bout it.