What Day is Today?

Embarrassing Story.

So I only worked the evening of Valentine's Day, which is unique because usually I work the day shift. I then had Wednesday and Thursday (today) off.

Now I know how Lindsay Lohan feels.

Here's the thing. I only slept two hours last night, had some pretty funky dreams, and when I woke up this morning, I sincerely thought it was Friday. I went to work, started my stuff, and it wasn't until almost an hour of being there that anyone realized that I was supposed to be off. Fridays are a unique day at the restaurant because we do this Fish Fry thing and I was totally setting things up for it, and no one said anything. They just kept looking at me and wondering what I was doing.

Finally when my boss asked why I was there since Thursday was my day off, I thought she was confused about what day it was and just kept working, all the while thinking "Poor Kristy, she doesn't even know what day it is. She is such a mess."

But it was me. I was the mess. Turns out that today is not Friday.We all have weird moments when we wake up and are confused about what day of the week is. Or where we are. Or why I am waking up under a freeway overpass spooning with a toothless homeless dude. But I thought it was Friday for hours. It was ridiculous.

 It is one of the moments in my life that I felt most like Lindsay Lohan. And that time I was drunk driving while snorting cocaine off of Wilmer Valderrama's nipple.